Your kids’ arguments are invalid, no matter how right they are. Irrelevant lectures will follow.
Doctors are rich. Your kids will be doctors. Therefore, your kids will be rich, and you are still not satisfied.
Your kids will play piano or take martial arts.
Any male seen withing 5 feet of your daughter is her boyfriend. Boyfriends are unacceptable until the age of 20.
Kids are disowned until they have a 4.0 GPA
Punishing will be dealt with by bamboo sticks, BROOMS rulers, hangers, etc. Grounding is not in the Vietnamese vocabulary.
Mexicans and African Americans are all gangsters, and should be avoided.
Healthy for you? Eat it.
Only buy it if it’s on sale or discounted.
Replying to them when they are yelling at you is considered talking back. When you don’t say anything when they yell at you, you get yelled at more for not answering them. So either way, you get yelled at.
12. If you dye your hair, have piercings or tattoos you are a member of a gang.
Here’s a little story I’ve gotta tell Bout this boy I know so well Back in the day was cool and all Fell in love, I fell in love Thought he was the one for me Other boys I could not see And look what happened to our love I’m like how could it be? It should have been me and you It could have been you and me Boy you broke my heart and now I’m standing here
Now baby it’s killing me I’m saying it’s killing me The fact that you went around Baby I’m falling down I need me a remedy Been looking for remedies I need you to be around And baby I’m hurting now I know you’re a better man (When I was your girl) This land is a better land (When you’re in my world) Today will be better babe If it were like yesterday
All I’ve got are these photographs I remember when I used to make you laugh I don’t wanna be stuck in the past But you’re all that I have that I had And I don’t wanna lose what we built this far This is me and you, you’re my superstar I’d give anything, baby here’s my heart My heart, my heart…
Thought he was the one for me Other boys I could not see And look what happened to our love I’m like how could it be? It should have been me and you It could have been you and me Boy you broke my heart and now I’m standing here.